Generic Ghost (Glows-in-the-Dark)

Men's Muscle Tee

Wear this shirt during your night workout at your local all night gym and watch as grown men cower in the corner, afraid to bask in its fearsome luminescence! That's right, as if by magic, this nocturnal spectre is able to bioluminesce! Remember though, this is not a Pac-Man ghost and you are an idiot for making that mistake. This generic ghost shirt design bears no relation of any kind to the 1980s arcade hit - I mean, could the ghosts in Pac-Man glow in the dark?