Generic Ghost (Glows-in-the-Dark)

Women's Spaghetti Strap Tank

Wear this shirt at night and bask in its fearsome luminescence! That's right, as if by magic, this nocturnal spectre is able to bioluminesce! Since you're a girl, you've never even heard of an arcade, so the fact that this generic ghost shirt design bears no relation of any kind to the 1980s arcade hit is inconsequential, you wouldn't know Pac-Man from a big wedge of cheese.